Sorry In Advance: A Disappointing Affirmations Collection
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Affirmations for the Rest of Us
Tired of being told to "manifest your best self"? Same. Sorry In Advance: A Disappointing Affirmations Collection is the anti-self-help book you didn't know you needed — a gloriously honest collection of affirmations that actually reflect how life feels most of the time. Refreshingly real, deeply funny, and oddly comforting.
What's Inside
- A collection of hilariously honest affirmations that tell it like it is
- Witty, relatable content for anyone who's over toxic positivity
- The perfect antidote to every overly earnest self-help book on your shelf
- Beautifully designed pages that make it as giftable as it is funny
- A celebration of imperfection, mediocrity, and the beauty of just getting through the day
Why You'll Love It
- The gift that says "I get you" to anyone who rolls their eyes at traditional affirmations
- Perfect for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates dark humor and self-awareness
- A hilarious pick-me-up that's actually more comforting than the real thing
- Makes a brilliant birthday, holiday, or "just because" gift
- Published by Hachette, a trusted name in lifestyle and humor publishing
- Pairs perfectly with F*ck Menopause: A Journal for a boldly honest gift set
Orders are processed within 48-72 hours of order being placed online and shipped Monday - Friday. Shipping time is 5-7 business days.
Orders placed on the weekend will be processed the next business day.
Orders ship from leela & lavender store locations in ND, MN, SD, & Omaha
